Slush

Slut+Lush

That girl is a crazy Slush

by scratchy2868 August 08, 2021

Free Chicken

US Army Term referring to something you don't have to work for.

For the Russians..Donald Trump is Free Chicken.

by scratchy2868 September 17, 2020

Shake the mouse

Pretending to work. Akin to jerking off.

Johnny-How was work?
Eileen-It was bullshit, all I had to do was shake the mouse once in a while.

by scratchy2868 July 03, 2020

Demoted to Canada

Shitcanned.

He is a moron. Management finally got smart and he Got Demoted to Canada.

by scratchy2868 May 12, 2019

Texy

Used to describe Someone who is really good at texting.

Holy shit I was texting with Sandy yesterday….she is freaking texy!

by scratchy2868 October 27, 2022

blooming asshole

When the inner lining of the rectum protrudes from the anus in a flower-like formation. i.e. a bloom.

Me and my homey dumped it in her pail and she grew a blooming asshole

by scratchy2868 May 09, 2015

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 May 30, 2015