Free Chicken

US Army Term referring to something you don't have to work for.

For the Russians..Donald Trump is Free Chicken.

by scratchy2868 September 17, 2020

Demoted to Canada

Shitcanned.

He is a moron. Management finally got smart and he Got Demoted to Canada.

by scratchy2868 May 12, 2019

ReCocked

Version of shampoo effect.

I woke up this morning and started getting ReCocked.

by scratchy2868 July 30, 2018

Jizz Jazzer

When you ejaculate up someone's nose.

Dude, when Stacey was blowing me, i accidentally gave her a Jizz Jazzer.

by scratchy2868 July 07, 2018

Texy

Used to describe Someone who is really good at texting.

Holy shit I was texting with Sandy yesterday….she is freaking texy!

by scratchy2868 October 27, 2022

Textard

A person who is completely inept at texting. Someone who is always misinterpreting what you are trying to communicate and constantly cannot accurately express their message.

OMG Sandy doesn't get it....she's a textard.

by scratchy2868 January 06, 2022

cum faucet

A dick.

Christine: He was so hot that I couldnt help draining his cum faucet.

by scratchy2868 June 02, 2015