Definitions by scotti foxx

geritol block 

When one or more old people push a shopping cart in your way at a grocery store blocking you from passing.

I almost made it to the milk but I was geritol blocked by grandma.

geritol block by scotti foxx August 25, 2010

shower fossil 

Empty or used items left in a shower or bath.

I went to wash my hair and picked up two shower fossils before I found a shampoo bottle that had anything in it.

shower fossil by Scotti Foxx August 25, 2010