scott's definitions

cell phone

1)a girl's best friend cause it has 12 different types of vibrate

2)a what-ya-ma-call-it used to call people on the go

3)a cheap way of getting bling bling

1)i need a faster one

2)can i call you from the car?

3)i got da bling bling on ebay!

by scott July 14, 2004

jawbreaker

a deepthroat blowjob from a female

'give me a fuckin jawbreaker bitch'

by Scott May 6, 2004

the locust

A band from San Deigo that is very hard to describe. They really are a love em or hate em kinda group. They are more artinst than anything. Many say they are hardcore punks. Their music to be a is a train wreck. Discustingly beautiful. Just go listen to em.

Train wreck.Beautifuly discustng. Explosion.

by Scott March 22, 2005

closet slut

one who has sex secretly because they are secretly gay and either 1)dating an openly gay guy or 2) dating another closet slut

he always hangs out with that boy, its almost like hes a closet slut....

by scott December 30, 2004

cronk

A large bowel movement; a hefty shit; a turd of significant girth.

I had a large cronk this morning and feel like a new man.

by Scott June 2, 2004

siloy

To be a player with unlimited game. To carry great weight in groin area.

I'm going to show her how siloy I can be. Damn, dude you're hung like a siloy.

by Scott September 2, 2003

mwaa

Chief Wiggum's catch phrase on the Simpsons.

Look, I even have my own catch phrase...MWAA!

by Scott January 21, 2005