scott's definitions

lickalottapuss

What you get when a lesbian and a dinosaur procreate.

The lickalottapuss has been extinct for years.

by scott January 30, 2004

gu

A person who is both smart at things he wants to learn, but needs to take a break once in a while.

Hey Gu, Stop getting A's!

To Gu or Not to Gu, that is the question.

by Scott October 27, 2003

bandwidth bandits

During filesharing, people who suddenly jump in to download from you whilst you just want that one last file!

"Great! I'm at 68KB - What! Those damn bandwidth bandits have cut my throughput down to 8K!"

by scott October 29, 2003

Azathoth

Chief deity of the "Cthulhu Mythos," worshipped by lesser deities and servitors in the Lovecraftian pantheon; described as having an anamorphous body that constantly writhes and undulates to the piping of a flute; also described as being the essence of all physical mater in the multi-verse.

"...the boundless daemon sultan Azathoth, whose name no lips dare speak aloud, and who gnaws hungrily in inconceivable, unlighted chambers beyond time amidst the muffled, maddening beating of vile drums and the thin monotonous whine of accursed flutes." - H.P. Lovecraft, The Dream-Quest of Unknown Kadath.

by Scott August 2, 2003

thirsty bitch

a female that is buggin' for a beer

damn there were some thirsty bitches at the club last night

by Scott March 29, 2003

ghetto rider

1>an exceptionally ugly car.
2>a pimp car under 10 grand, usually purple with gold trim.

1>wow, this escort is a ghetto rider.
2>shit, check out that phat ghetto rider, did you see the rust and gold chrome and don't forget the DVD player inside.

by scott January 3, 2004

saturn

An over-priced, unreliable piece of American crap. A company that has done a masterful job marketing themselves as something different from the other crap American car manufacturers when the only thing unique about them is they clap and hand you balloons when you driver away in your over-priced, unreliable piece of crap. The antithesis of the Honda or Toyota.

Saturn Ads: A different kind of car, a different kind company.
Me: differen kind of car ya, its complete piece of shit; different kind of company, ya, the salesmen did everything but blow me when I picked the thing up.

by scott June 4, 2004