scott's definitions

walking hardon

A term to describe a male who always wants or thinks about sex. This term describes 99% of the male species.

That brother is a walking hardon.

by scott January 30, 2004

shrine

1. The tomb of a venerated person, such as a saint.
2. A place at which devotion is paid to a venerated person.

I would go party, but I'm busy building a shrine to Ronald Reagan in my backyard.

by Scott June 1, 2004

Testicability

of or being able to have testicles.

I love my testicability

by Scott December 16, 2003

neveruary

A period of time that doesn't exist. When speaking in the future, it means something will never happen. When speaking in the past, it means "a long, long time ago."

From season 3 of Making The Band:
P. Diddy: "When's the last time you saw Dylan?"
Chopper: "Neveruary."

by Scott August 3, 2004

Grinchy

Ugly, Smelly, Skanky

Ayo son ur moms is a grincy ass whore

by scott March 19, 2005

Frankenmilf

Milf: Mom I'd like to fuck. A dynamite body on a frankenstein like head.

Check out that Frankenmilf! Nice legs shame about the face (bolts).

by Scott August 17, 2003

thirsty bitch

a female that is buggin' for a beer

damn there were some thirsty bitches at the club last night

by Scott March 29, 2003