scott's definitions

netfan

1. To ramble on incoherently until someone threatens you with a pearing knife.

2. To cause havoc with consistent stupidity and retarded remarks.

3. To make hilarious jokes at random moments.

4. To baffle others with mind-numbing stupidity

That joke was a real netfan.

You are such a netfan.

Wow, you just netfan'd that one.

by scott June 24, 2004

popple

A word that my wife from Minnesotta and some of her family thinks is the name of a tree. The name of the tree is actually poplar, but those folk from the upper midwest have lazy toungues I guess.

Oh look honey, there is a popple tree. DOH

by Scott July 31, 2004

Vegan

Someone who abstains from the use of animal products, hides or meat.

Joe - Try on these leather shoes.

Vegan - No thanks man. I'm a vegan.I don't believe in the killing of animals for the use of their hide, or any other purpose.

by Scott May 13, 2005

frapper

The act of slapping a woman in the face with one's penis, often during or right after sex.

If you're lucky, your girlfriend won't mind getting a frapper.

by Scott October 17, 2003

woop woop

theres a hole in australia somewhere in australia called woop woop

oi, we gotta get back to woop woop bro to get us some kanga before johnny taxes us again

by scott January 27, 2005

Chillaxing

The process of rectal prolapse.

"Fuck man, I was chillaxing that one until I got owned!"

by Scott December 14, 2004

large

the state of the penis when aroused

fuck me, she was so damn fine she gave me instant large

by scott September 28, 2004