scodder's definitions
Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 3, 2010
Get the pantsy jaculationmug. Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
by scodder May 24, 2010
Get the hog masturbatormug. A hammo is a hot chick who has cheek pouches like a hamster, so she can give blowjobs to two guys at once.
Cindy, an accomplished hammo, had one guy in each cheek pouch so she thought she'd try for a third.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
She almost choked, but everyone had a happy ending.
by scodder May 21, 2010
Get the hammomug. Ped O'Bear is a happy Irish bear who loves kids.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
As a special treat he'll let them suck on the beef jerky lollipop he keeps in his pants.
Lil Jessie: Wow, this lollipop tastes great!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
Ped O'Bear: Keep sucking and you'll get to the delicious cream filling.
Lil Jessie: Oh boy!
by scodder March 23, 2013
Get the ped o'bearmug. "I just love your poon," said Tyler in his inside voice.
"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
"Unggh, unggh!" said Barbara, pumping away furiously.
by scodder June 11, 2010
Get the inside voicemug. Norm won the butthole smurfing contest with three smurfs.
Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
Getting them out was a whole other thing though.
by scodder May 31, 2010
Get the butthole smurfingmug. Badger farts are farts that rise from a badger burrow.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Due to badgers gorging on carrion, and other unpleasant things, badger farts are green and unbelievably stinky.
Ralph and Cindy Lou had finished the wine, and had settled into some gentle frenching, when they heard a "whoof" from underground and saw a green cloud drifting toward them
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
"Badger farts!" screamed Ralph.
"Run!" said Cindy Lou, pausing only to pick up her bra.
by scodder May 18, 2010
Get the badger fartsmug.