Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
by scodder May 25, 2010
When Mr. Tiddles and his "balloon" landed in Europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.
He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
by scodder May 22, 2010
Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?
Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.
Cedric: Chirp!
Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.
Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.
Cedric: Chirp!
Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.
by scodder November 01, 2012
Pantsy jaculation is where you blow your wad in your pants.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
Can be quite embarrassing in social situations.
When Rolf saw Sandra's perfect nipples pressing against her shirt, he let out a low moan, and a wet stain appeared on the front of his pants.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
"Did you just have a pantsy jaculation?" asked Danny.
"Yes!" sobbed Rolf, slinking for the exit.
by scodder May 03, 2010
Bob: Why is there white goo all over everything, including the cat?
Ned: Thruster bunny.
Bob: When I catch that insane rodent I'm going to cut him into jerky!
Ned: Thruster bunny.
Bob: When I catch that insane rodent I'm going to cut him into jerky!
by scodder February 16, 2014
A pants blaster is a fart so explosive it blows your pants off, leaving only the waistband.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Often encountered after a taco and beer binge.
Fred's friends heard a gigantic fart and then saw him staggering down the stairs covered in poop, wearing only the waistband of his jeans.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
"Pants blaster," said Syd.
"Open a window," said Geoff.
by scodder May 17, 2010