Definitions by scodder
ham job
"Mr. Porky" came running when the ham job bell rang.
Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.
Seconds later he was getting some hot manual loving from the Miss Piggy glove.
Gob Less America
"Gob Less America" is an inspirational song asking America to spit ("gob") less.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
It is traditionally sung in the seventh-inning stretch at baseball games, because research has shown a lot of spitting goes on in the eighth and ninth innings.
Cindy had just sucked a huge wad of man chowder from Bobbi's dong, and couldn't decide whether to spit or swallow.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
Then she remembered the song "Gob Less America" from the baseball game, and swallowed.
Gob Less America by scodder May 25, 2010
hog masturbator
Sniffy the Pinhead, a known hog masturbator, was whacking off a Harley when a lug wrench hit him just above the ear.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
He hang on for a half hour, twitching and drooling, before he mercifully passed away.
hog masturbator by scodder May 24, 2010
spooge meister
A spooge meister is someone who can perform amazing tricks with his spooge, including the rarely performed and dangerous "flaming spoogies".
A total babe magnet.
A total babe magnet.
When "Mr. Jizz", famous spooge meister, had finished his act with a "double flaming spoogies" the security guards had to step in to stop the totally hot babes from rushing the stage.
spooge meister by scodder May 23, 2010
nineskin
When Mr. Tiddles and his "balloon" landed in Europe, they confiscated his nineskin as an unauthorized meat import.
He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.
He was sad, but relieved to be circumsized at last.