Cedric:Why is that bird so happy?
Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.
Cedric: Chirp!
Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.
Cynthia: I just gave him a blowjay.
Cedric: Chirp!
Cynthia: Why certainly, my darling.
by scodder November 01, 2012
Whore meat is the meat of the Common Whore (Putana vulgaris).
Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.
Very popular in Thailand, where it is served with peanut sauce and jasmine rice.
"What's for dinner?" asked Pablo.
"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.
"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.
"Whore meat with clit sauce," replied Pedro.
"Yum!" said Pablo, tucking in his bib.
by scodder July 06, 2010
"Mr. Basset" grabbed the chihuahua by the collar, shook it into unconsciousness, and then drove his huge red tadger into the chihuahua's rump.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
"My basset hound is gay," said Oscar, as the chihuahua's owner let out a small cry and collapsed.
by scodder June 03, 2010
"If you want to get preggers," said Tyrone to Suzie, "I'm going to have to try for a rejaculation, so keep pumping."
"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.
"Unnngha, aaargh!" said Suzie, grinding her muff against his turgid meat pipe.
by scodder July 01, 2010
Staci called Muffy in tears.
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
"Micky just boinked me, and then told me he was dumping me," she sobbed, "I've got a tragina!"
by scodder May 15, 2010
Frighty whities are tighty whities that are covered with crap, dried jizz, smegma, and grundle cheese.
They are very frightening.
They are very frightening.
After two months without changing them, Greg's frighty whities were so stiff he had to cut them off.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
His roommate Frank found them, gagged and fell over.
by scodder May 20, 2010