Dude, my girlfriend just can't get enough sex. All night, every night, all we do is screw, my dick got so worn out that I'm getting dick dandruff on both sides of it.
by schweddy balls November 03, 2009
Get the Dick Dandruff mug.Tunt is the combination of "toxic" and "cunt" into a shortened form of "tunt" which is used to describe particularly spiteful ex-wives, family members, and co-workers.
I walked up to my friend's ex-wife to congratulate her at her daughter's wedding and she just said, "turn around and walk away" and then flipped her hair. What a total tunt move.
by schweddy balls September 11, 2023
Get the tunt mug.An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020
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