An extremely abundant labia of the female pudendum which, when observed, looks almost identical to a well-loaded roast beef sandwich from your local sandwich shop or delicatessen. Some people are fans of the roast queef sandwich, others are of the opinion that less is more and that too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.
Oh man, I went back to her place and when I slipped off her panties, she had a total roast queef sandwich. I didn't mind but I did make me hungry for some Arby's on the way home!
by schweddy balls April 10, 2020
The act of wafting the smell of one's own fart to one's own nose (usually with a cupped hand) in order to savor the aroma.
Ahhh, I just did a smelfie... nothing like the smell of digested hotdogs in the morning... it smells like victory.
by schweddy balls March 08, 2014
Very good cannabis where one "hit" can mess your shit up. Much like the wildly popular song "I'm Too Sexy" caused Right Said Fred to be a "one hit wonder"
by schweddy balls March 09, 2010
Dude, my girlfriend just can't get enough sex. All night, every night, all we do is screw, my dick got so worn out that I'm getting dick dandruff on both sides of it.
by schweddy balls November 03, 2009
Astronaut orange juice in instant powder form that can be mixed with water and make a tasty and refreshing drink. (according to Brett Kavanaugh)
by schweddy balls October 04, 2018
Had weekly marketing meeting today and totally pulled a zoomflex and hit "end" and left the meeting before my boss could officially end the meeting for all participants. Like a baus
by schweddy balls June 24, 2021
The letter's "C" (Charlie) and "B" (Bravo) used as shorthand to describe a certain breed of woman known as a cunty bitch
A Charlie Bravo can often be recognized by the configuration of her lips where they are pursed in a manner that looks like she just sucked a lemon and by a unique quick "tsk" sound emitted from her lemon-sucking lips whenever she doesn't approve of something followed by the catch-all phrase of either "whatever" or "I'm so over it / you". Dismissive hand motions often follow these sounds.
A Charlie Bravo can often be recognized by the configuration of her lips where they are pursed in a manner that looks like she just sucked a lemon and by a unique quick "tsk" sound emitted from her lemon-sucking lips whenever she doesn't approve of something followed by the catch-all phrase of either "whatever" or "I'm so over it / you". Dismissive hand motions often follow these sounds.
I asked that chick in logistics out for coffee and she was totally a Charlie Bravo. She just said, "Whatever" and walked away.
by schweddy balls March 16, 2010