school_chromebook_user's definitions

school water fountain

there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes

Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)

by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025

Therian ⨺

A person who identifies as an animal and feels a close connection towards animals. It is short for therianthropy but therian is short. It is not to be assosiated with furries

Friend: you're a therian ⨺?
Me: yea..
Friend: ewwwww
Me: Its who I am I cant change it
Friend: ok..whatever
Friend: what is that anyway
Me: exactly
Me: I idenitfy as an animal for short
Friend: fuck myself bro..

by school_chromebook_user November 21, 2025

shingles

a way to say the s word without saying the s word; andingadingadignadignadgina; being really humanly human

Friend: hey schoolchromebook_user.. I might have broken your school chromebook
Me: Fu-.... SHINGLES!!! I MEANT SHINGLES
Friend: MS TORO-

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

67 Kid

when the school bully who sits in front of me chants every single fucking minute

I pity you if you are one of these rare species of human

Teacher: alright class, please turn to page 67
67 Kid: 6777777777777777777!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: .. yeah that's it I'm flying to mars

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025

shit lecture

How our teacher talks about something we shall never use in our daily lives; a lecture on how to shit properly

*teacher talking*
My friend: What the fuck is this
Me: Fr
My friend: It's like she's giving us a lecture on how to shit properly
Me and my friend: ...
Me: Shit lecture?
Friend: yea..

by school_chromebook_user November 20, 2025

>:3

A sign of silly and just gayness..

Human 1: Oh hi Human 2 >:3
Human 2: What the fuck is that?

by school_chromebook_user October 20, 2025

human evolution

the state or being of mitchelli turning into Mr. Quinn

human evolution has evolved so much...

its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..

by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025