Definitions by school_chromebook_user
bingus dingus tag
a goofy game that I made up faster than my school wifi can load. its basically tag but whoever is the bingus dingus, they can jump over tables. so its basically a horror game :3
Friend: wanna play bingus dingus tag?
me: sure
Friend: BINGUS DINGUS *taps shoulder*
me: *runs*
Friend: oh shit I'm cooked
me: *jumps over table*
Friend: AHHHHHH *gets jumpscared like foxy from FNAF*
me: sure
Friend: BINGUS DINGUS *taps shoulder*
me: *runs*
Friend: oh shit I'm cooked
me: *jumps over table*
Friend: AHHHHHH *gets jumpscared like foxy from FNAF*
bingus dingus tag by school_chromebook_user December 17, 2025
school water fountain
there are 3 school water fountains found in our school
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes
1. the actual working one
2. the one that has water that tastes like piss
3. and the one that the school never fixes
Friend: yo, did you hear the story about Billy and the school water fountain?
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)
Me: no?
Friend: he drank from the forbidden school water fountain!
Me: actually?
Friend: and he died!!!!
Me: NO SHIT ITS THE FORBIDDEN SCHOOL WATER FOUNTAIN!
(the forbidden school water fountain is no.3 btw)
school water fountain by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025
milkified apples
Friend: Schoolchromebook_user has eaten milkified apples again...
Schoolchromebook_user (me): want some?
Friend: FUH NAH!
Schoolchromebook_user (me): want some?
Friend: FUH NAH!
milkified apples by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025
meme list
a list that me and my friend have been working on for at least a year. this list/s are where the words that I post in the urban dictionary come from.
meme list by school_chromebook_user December 9, 2025
human evolution
human evolution has evolved so much...
its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..
its like monkies grew lungs and vocal cords and showed up at our school..
human evolution by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025
sephora kid
some annoying little shit that runs around screaming "drunk elephant" and begging her mom to get her some bum bum cream or something.
TRUE STORY***!!!!!!!
*me and my friend after buying the entire Hot Topic store we go into five below*
Me: omfg look at these cute gir shirts X3
Friend: HATSUME MIKU TOO X3
Me: oml.. I'ma cry
Friend: why?
Me: s-s-s-s-s-s-sephora kid-d-d-d--d-d-d...
Friend: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-where ????????????????????????
Me: t-t-there..
Sephora kid: DRUNK ELEPHANT BUBBLE STANELY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Me: ..yeah we're going to mars
*me and my friend after buying the entire Hot Topic store we go into five below*
Me: omfg look at these cute gir shirts X3
Friend: HATSUME MIKU TOO X3
Me: oml.. I'ma cry
Friend: why?
Me: s-s-s-s-s-s-sephora kid-d-d-d--d-d-d...
Friend: W-w-w-w-w-w-w-where ????????????????????????
Me: t-t-there..
Sephora kid: DRUNK ELEPHANT BUBBLE STANELY YEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHhh
Me: ..yeah we're going to mars
sephora kid by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025
67 Kid
when the school bully who sits in front of me chants every single fucking minute
I pity you if you are one of these rare species of human
I pity you if you are one of these rare species of human
Teacher: alright class, please turn to page 67
67 Kid: 6777777777777777777!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: .. yeah that's it I'm flying to mars
67 Kid: 6777777777777777777!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Us: .. yeah that's it I'm flying to mars
67 Kid by school_chromebook_user December 2, 2025