Definitions by schlongman

schlumpkin 

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

schlumpkin by schlongman May 4, 2021

shlump 

an irrelevant clump of cells squished into a tiny human

hammy is such a shlump.

shlump by schlongman May 4, 2021

wyborn 

bloodline of men with very large schlongs

12 inch or above is the usual wyborn man

wyborn by schlongman September 23, 2011