schlongman's definitions

wyborn

bloodline of men with very large schlongs

12 inch or above is the usual wyborn man

by schlongman September 23, 2011

shlump

an irrelevant clump of cells squished into a tiny human

hammy is such a shlump.

by schlongman May 4, 2021

schlumpkin

a tiny fuckling of cells in human form; female version of shlump

gahhh damnn boi ella hamilton is a schlumpkin

by schlongman May 4, 2021