2 definitions by scallion

2nd Amendment enthusiast, esp. one who, for every argument you peel away, has a fresh one underneath. Of course the root of it all is the feel of that nice hard rod.
Don't bother arguing with a gunion: he won't fight fair.
by scallion September 21, 2013
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n.
1.The act of covert fellatio. Sometimes given in surprise, but never seen.

Synonyms: stealth bj, You don't see snake, Undercover Lover, camouflage cock suck

2.Fellatio delivered by a departed spirit or otherworldly entity. Not limited to ghosts, but also spiritual beings, deities, and even interdimensional beings and astrally-projected souls. Ghost BJs are prized and sought after for the seamless penetration of an incorporeal mouth and head,and the tingling sensation that immaterial matter and spiritual energy (as well a good sucking) gives the recipient's penis. Rarely ever discreet, because they are unbelievably good.
1.Kayla/Kevin gave me a JAWESOME ghost blowjob under the table during our dinner date.

2.Male: GHOST BLOWJOB! WOO WOO WOOOO!
Ghost:Do you have to yell that every time?
by scallion March 7, 2009
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