Sarah is so beautiful and she is a sigma and an alpha. Don't mess with a Sarah because she will come at you with them baddie comebacks.
She killed 20,000 people while eating cheetos
She killed 20,000 people while eating cheetos
by sarrb3rry August 30, 2024
bruh, belinda, you're like the human embodiment of "big yikes" af. you're so cheap that you make garage sales look boujee. i bet jules, emmiline, and lottie are chilling with a sadness body count from all the times you've told them no food unless it's half-off expired snacks. your husband james is probably losing his bluddy mind because he's stuck with a basic girll who thinks she's the main character in a tragic reality show called "life of a sad, greedy, makeup-less couch potato." your kids are bussin' out with blubber because all you feed them is your shit attitude and a side of "not my problem" vibes. you're the kind of person who says "ok boomer" to literally everyone just to feel relevant, but let's be real, you're so out of touch you probably still think tiktok is just for dance challenges. your whole family's probably just a bunch of npcs with zero rizz, and your moots on social media are just pity follows from people who feel sorry for your sad, sad existence. you're like a walking meme of "i only let my oomfies reply to this" because anyone with half a brain cell would ghost you faster than you can say "i'm not a karen." get a grip, stop being a sad excuse for a parent, and maybe go touch some grass or something before you turn into a complete mood killer. oh, and tell your kids i said "sksksk" because their mom's life choices are so tragic it's actually kinda hilarious.
by sarrb3rry August 30, 2024