pimp

One who sells women for a profit, not to be confused with a player, who attempts to take said women

I think yous my hoe so I'm your pimp

by sarah November 24, 2003

magic friend

A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.

Philip is great, I tell him EVERYTHING!! He is my magic friend!!

by Sarah September 02, 2008

uncool

no 'in'. another definition for 'mom'.

My mom is weirdly uncool.

by Sarah May 29, 2004

Hilary Duff

Blond bitch with NO TALENT WHATSOEVER. Very, very overrated. Doesn't even write her own friggin' songs. Can't sing. Sounds like a nasal Lindsay Lohan. Can't act either. (does lots of sighing). Somewhat chubby. Big slut. (she stole Joel) Fug as hell. Resembles a blond toad. Song lyrics are very cheap and shallow. (eg. 'my blond hair is everywhere!')

Fan base consists of arsey under-thirteen girls.

by Sarah February 21, 2005

smile empty soul

noun:a group of musicians who write their own music and are often refered to as the best damn band on the planet.
kick ass group of people
greatest album since "nirvana unplugged"
sound simalar to nirvana

person 1:"smile empty soul kicks so much ass"
person 2:"who?"
person 1:"im going to kick your ass for being so fucking gay"

by sarah July 30, 2004

oddly pleasurable

Someone famous that is not typically attractive to others, yet you find strangely alluring.

Michael Stipe
Alan Rickman
John Malkovich
Benjamin Netanyahoo
Much harder for guys to come up with oddly pleasurable womyn, as womyn in music, entertainment, journalism almost always must be very attractive. Possibly-Frances McDormand

by Sarah December 07, 2003

chicken

This girl i know who is semi-short, has black hair, big brown eyes, and a laugh that you could hear from fucking Timbuktu. Damn, what a loud bird we have in our hands.

Ya hear that chicken over there? With the rainbow shoelaces?

by SaRaH August 26, 2003