sarah's definitions

Hetero-Pride

Pride that us straight people take in engaging in regular sex.

Marshall Mathers and Kim

by Sarah June 16, 2003

magic friend

A magic friend is a friend you are so close to, you can be honest and open about everything, share your ultimate famtasies with, and tell your innermost secrets to, someone you probably would fuck if you could but can't for whatever reason.

Philip is great, I tell him EVERYTHING!! He is my magic friend!!

by Sarah September 2, 2008

square bear

a person who's stupid, boring, lame etc...

he's a fuckin square bear!

by SaraH April 24, 2005

oh my hottness

what i said when i saw JP Gwaltney for the first time. I meant to say "oh my goodness" but said "oh my hottness"

Lauren: hey theres jp
me: where?
Lauren: over there
me: oh my hottness! oh my freaking hottness!
lauren: huh?
me: nevermind

by Sarah September 28, 2003

Fab Moretti

Is currently single...saweeeet.

Fab is now free to gallop (yes gallop) over to my house whenever he so chooses.

by Sarah April 9, 2005

cocker spaniel

small dick

we are on the never ending quest for Aarons cocker spaniel!

by Sarah December 9, 2002

Jelly Bracelets

This is sooo amazingly stupid.I wear them and i had no clue what they ment until last night. I am soo mad. Why are immature junior high kids (sry anyone who is of that age who is not playing this game) trying to make a game of sex?! Snap (thats evadently what the "game" is called) is immature and totally ridiculas. Tell me someone that when little kids of the age of 5 or so wear them they are asking for sex. Now when teens/kids where these colorful fashion statements they will have the mark- Sexpistol all over them. I'm sry i will not stop wearing those colorful bracelets just because some immature kids are being perverted.

I don't know what the colors mean. At my school they are simply a fashion statement. Mostly worn by punks and people with their own style, like me.

by Sarah December 13, 2003