Quacking so loud your eardrums literally bleed down the side of your facelike sideburns. In other words, don't ever morbus unless you want to have bloody sideburns.
Person 1 - QUACK
Person 2 - don't do that
Person 1 - why?! QUAAACK!!!
*Person 1's ears begin to bleed*
Person 2 - THAT'S WHY. I TOLD YOU NOT TO MORBUS OMFG Person 1 - *has bloody sideburns* *cries*