Definitions by samick downunder

A Golden Ticket 

Permission granted by one's girlfriend to enter the chocolate factory

Sammy: Nick, I'm giving you A Golden Ticket
Nick: Schwing Schwing!

A Golden Ticket by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Going for a McSh!t 

Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is a Mcsh!t with Lies.

Nick: Damn, I need to go to the toilet bad..brb...going for a McSh!t

Going for a McSh!t by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Aussie Kiss

Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

Sammy: Forget french kissing..have you ever experienced the aussie kiss? ;)

Aussie Kiss by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Mcsh!t with Lies 

When you enter a fast food restaurant for the sole purpose of using their toilets and lie to the restaurant staff about buying food afterwards.

Sammy: Nick, that was a quick trip into McDonalds.
Nick: I only went in for a Mcsh!t with Lies

Mcsh!t with Lies by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck 

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Monkey Bath

A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

Nick in bathroom: "Oo! Oo! Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!"
Sammy: Haha sounds like Nick is having a monkey bath!

Monkey Bath by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

Titanic 

A lady who goes down first time out.

Nick: Hmmmm you suck like the Titanic
Sammy: And you blow like an asthmatic!

Titanic by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005