Piss Flinch

A type of incident that should not be mentioned around the company of ladies, they suffer alot worse than men. a piss flinch is usually a drunken/stoned action performed (hopefully) in private when urinating. the 'piss flinch' is a desperate type of flinch involving the lower legs and hips simultaneously. a type of judder I suppose, resulting in a sparatic spray of piss over the floor to either side of the bowl/urinal, and occasionally into the stash of bog-roll if you happen to be at home. hmmm nice soggy piss cleaned arse hole for mother. With women, they can be catapulted feet into the air, of can be spun off the seat at a great velocity. this can result in serious injuries, and sometimes loss of rationality/piss (or both) - but these things are never discussed. I only know after extensive research. Piss flinch can also be used as a rather Facetious insult to a close friend, sometimes called neil, or Ning. this happy banter can soon digress into a slurry of vocal fumblings, and end in giggles of the funny type. yes, yes they can. can they? yes. is it? I think we all know.
...oh neil you fucking piss flinch!... ning, ningle mc flingle, fucking piss flinch cunt!. are you? am I? are you neil? Neeeiiiiil??? yes. piss flinched arse gruff nutted piss minch creg bitch. That fish bitch just piss flinched neil, did you see the tallons on that? yes
by Sam October 14, 2004
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Righteous

Used to describe a person that is always right, or makes the correct decision; with a minimal amount of work.
Jeff did not study for the test, but still got an A. "Righteous!"
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jcmmb

A shorter way of saying Jesus Christ and Mary Mother, and Moses.

Only people with respect may use it,
such as sommi.

sommi RULES.
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latigga

It is a combination between a Latin American and a Nigga!
O hell da mothafuckin NO11! That latigga bout to get his bitch azz wwHopped
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McDonalds

1.The All-American place where people get fat(NOT PHAT). 2. The orginazation that EXTREMLY fat(NOT PHAT) people blame their problems on. SEE SUPERSIZE ME
1. Fatty #1: Want to go to McDonalds?
Fatty #2: Yes
Fatty #1+#2: haha Were fat

2. Fatty #1: Why are we so Fat?
Fatty #2: I don't know.
Fatty #1: Let's blame it on McDonalds.
Fatty #2: Okay, I'll get a lawyer.
by Sam April 20, 2005
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cabana boy

a sexy guy with a tan that he gets from working out on the beach and serving the tourists daquiris and rum and cokes.
visit an island...fall in love with a cabana boy.
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clawice

one who kee-kees
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