Definitions by salmon man

Salmon Sausage 

A very very long slimy penis. Approximately 30m in length.

Woah, he has a massive salmon sausage.

Salmon Sausage by Salmon man February 6, 2017

Quonk  

slang word for gays or shirtlifters

"Martin is such a Quonk i cant beleive how gay he looks in that see through t-shirt"

Quonk by salmon man October 21, 2008