n. A very large penis.
by saint_adventure October 03, 2014
n. The totally wrong but nearly universal phenomenon of fucking your Ex out of desperation, familiarity and/or pure poisonous hatred. (see: Hatefucking). Most common in the first dark six months after a breakup, and always trailed by feelings of self-loathing.
She would show up at my door after closing time at the strip club for months after we ended it, and I just couldn't resist the twisted appeal of sweaty rough ex-sex
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
by saint_adventure October 03, 2014
Her chest was a Farmers Market, but she only wanted me to enjoy the grapefruit on the right, not the poor lonely left lemon.
by saint_adventure October 01, 2014
n. (see revenge fuck, lesbian) A heterosexual woman who has sex with another woman, then breaks the news in great detail to her either a) cheating or already ex-boyfriend/husband.
After Jane found out Billy Bob was cheating on her with his own sister Honey, she went revengebian on him and fucked Honey too.
by saint_adventure November 12, 2014
n. The combination lock that guards the naughty vault of your new girl's kinky preferences. Crack the lock and find out where she stands on important issues like bondage, spankage, and other mess-aroundage.
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.
She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.
by saint_adventure September 23, 2014