saint_adventure's definitions
n. A kitty litter box full of gravel-crunchy shit lumps and dry puddles of piss, an irresistible crunchfest for the canine species.
My dog Seabiscuit was crazy for Cat'n Crunch, no matter what I did to keep him away from the litterbox. His breath stank of catshit, even after he washed it down drinking from the toilet.
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
Get the Cat'n Crunchmug. We're Biwaxual: We started waxing each other to save bucks, and now we wouldn't do it any other way.
by saint_adventure October 2, 2014
Get the Biwaxualmug. n. A very large penis.
by saint_adventure October 3, 2014
Get the Mastodon Hosemug. n. The combination lock that guards the naughty vault of your new girl's kinky preferences. Crack the lock and find out where she stands on important issues like bondage, spankage, and other mess-aroundage.
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
Get the Kinklockmug. Using his (preferably hefty) erect penis, a man whacks his partner's ass and pussy repeatedly and with gusto, preferably producing a sticky wet slapping sound and pink marks.
She likes it naughty, raw and a little rough, and she moaned as she took a hearty cockspanking on her knees after drenching my cock.
by saint_adventure September 23, 2014
Get the cockspankingmug. by saint_adventure October 3, 2014
Get the Fever Levermug. n. The totally wrong but nearly universal phenomenon of fucking your Ex out of desperation, familiarity and/or pure poisonous hatred. (see: Hatefucking). Most common in the first dark six months after a breakup, and always trailed by feelings of self-loathing.
She would show up at my door after closing time at the strip club for months after we ended it, and I just couldn't resist the twisted appeal of sweaty rough ex-sex
by saint_adventure October 13, 2014
Get the Ex-sexmug.