s6's definitions

Linux

An overblown "Wal-Mart" OS written by programmers who lack the balls and social skills to walk their own dog. How many of these fucks actually own a house, anyway? Suppossed to be an alternative to Windows but is way overrated, has shit for features and a lousy, cryptic GUI. This is how fucked up Linux is: Novell bought SuSE. That's the kiss-of-death. Ask them what their installed base is? BTW...hackers prefer Windows only because it's more prevalent. If Linux's installed base hits decent numbers in maybe the next 20 years, that turdball OS will be picked apart like a dead dog in the desert.

The calculator froze up again. Oh, that runs on a Linux kernel.

He just started developing Linux apps and is already asking me to borrow money.

I took the IP chains off my laptop and now I can't access my dick.

John from Novell emailed again. Just redirect his emails to the Salvation Army, thanks.

by s6 July 10, 2005

Google TiSP

It's da shit! BEST April Fool's joke on the 'Net in MANY years!

Flushing in the high-speed, broadband hood w/Google TiSP on April Fool's Day 2007 was da shit!

by s6 April 7, 2007

G8

A collection of eight influential world leaders.

NOT representative of your kid's GATE program.

A group of talking heads sans the intellect of David Byrne.

Folks that should focus on improving life on this planet as we know it.

The object of Live8's desire.

I hope the G8 recognize that they can make a difference just like Live8 has done.

You all have the power to change the world, take advantage of that gift and take it seriously.

The G8 should realize that responsibility goes along with ability- use your influence wisely.

by s6 July 18, 2005