Karen

A generally out-of-touch, attention-void/seeking, entitled, easily agitated, irritated and irritating middle aged woman who has a specific mindset that forces them think that they have certain rights over men and often women, to constantly be accusative of people (especially menial staff members in a cafe or supermarket) and often attempt to make threats on their vocation, usually by asking to 'speak with your manager'.

A Karen is also usually a divorcee that illegitimately takes the children of her ex-husband without legal custody, sometimes physically abusing the children. She is an anti-vaxer and a member of any strange and attention seeking cult or organisation that you could think of.

The name 'Karen' is used most to describe the attributes mentioned earlier because 'Karen' is a common name for female Baby-Boomers, of which have developed certain self-righteous beliefs from her unfair 60s childhood which she never got over. She also is known for treating her pets (usually cats) like they are her children, which means physical abuse is common.

Attributes: greyish-blonde dyed 'Tannie' haircut (often with darkening gradient to the bottom), tasteless fake tuxedo, matching jeans or trousers, wide black sunglasses, Botox overdose face, acrylics, thin and pointless black scarf, pin-heel shoes, very small black handbag, smaller breasts, red marks on fist from beating children, drooping expression of contempt, often holding a bs extravagant pink swirly coffee.
'shut up, Karen', 'who invited Karen again', 'Karen took the kids'.
by sоme ass November 05, 2019
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