ryan ferguson's definitions

ankled

another word for "raped" in sports terms. After a big loss or getting killed in a game you would use this expression.

Tom: man you guys really suck, eh?
Dick: ya I know, we got ankled out there!
Tom: ankled?
Dick: ya, we got caught with our pants and hands around our ankles.

by Ryan Ferguson January 3, 2009

furry masturbater

when a man rubs rabbit fur on his dick and gets aroused and then cums

Aw yah i love being a furry masturbater! It feels so good!

by Ryan Ferguson July 20, 2006

troll foot

This is accomplished when the one partener hasn't cut their toe nails for 8 weeks and shoves his foot in the other anus.

I met this whore down the street and i gave her a nasty old troll foot.

by ryan ferguson July 20, 2006