stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

lagware

A program or software that generally has no efficiency advantage. Being just for looks, all it really does it slows down your computer.

Pretty much all stardock software.
Konfabulator is pretty much useless as well.

by Ryan February 28, 2005

orgasim

1. the illiterate moron's way of spelling orgasm. For another fine example of illiteracy regarding sex, see masterbate.

John was a moron; thus, he wrote orgasim, not orgasm.

by Ryan February 04, 2004

lady

One of the best things in the world. A female who you really care about. Synonym of wifey. Opposite of hoe.

U gotta treat ur lady good.

by Ryan February 01, 2004

homomexual

1. n. a mexican that recieves sexual pleasure from the same sex.

Jose' tried to touch my crotch. He must be a homomexual.

by Ryan September 04, 2004

Pimp

A guy who is extremly admirable. Especially good with the ladies.

"Yo check him out wit all the hunnies! What a pimp!"

by Ryan May 11, 2004

Gee Plan

A horrible band that likes to label themselves as punk rock but really all they are is gee and french. Many people reffer to them as Simple Plan but they should be reffered to as Gee Plan from now on to rep thuur tru geeness.

"Have you heard Gee Plan's new song?"
"yeah it's pretty gee"
"tru"

by Ryan December 03, 2004