ryan's definitions

Beadoig

A derogatory term used for candy ravers

"oh look at my pretty bracelets! Im such a beadoig!"

by Ryan April 13, 2004

peng bo

I: A Chinese male springboard diver who made his mark in the 2004 Summer Olympics in Athens. A short and humble man, suprisingly (to his critics only) took a gold medal proudly back to China.

II: The best rounded athelete to ever live.

Also See: Badass

"Ryan, call Peng Bo up, we need to congratulate him on the dive."


"It has seemed that Peng Bo has unstrapped his speedo to reveal a tatoo marked "DIXON"" - Olympic Announcer

by Ryan August 25, 2004

foggy

A word meaning something is fucked up or sucks.

(After seeing a man getting kicked in the balls while on fire and getting attacked by hihenas)
Wyatt:Shit man, thats foggy.

by Ryan October 13, 2004

throataria

This word describes the status of your head, nose, throat when you think you have a cold but you're not sure and you just continue drinking anyway

You don't sound so good. Yeah, I have throataria or something. (Follow up by sipping beer.)

by Ryan December 28, 2004

kmfc

A swine bag. A person so vile that her stench makes your eyes water. Someone who's very existence makes you want to vomit everywhere. Her personality is so attrocious that plunging a knife into your throat would be more fun than holding a conversation with her...

Looking at KMFC is like looking at a nuke you just dropped

by ryan March 4, 2005

Old Navy

A brand of clothes that are usually worn by preppy bitches. They provide people with the high self esteem that MTV wishes them to have. Founded in 1995, all old navy stores should be destroyed.

Wow look, I'm better than tose people because I am wearing my Old Navy sweater vest, my Old Navy Cargo Pants, My old navy visor, my Old navy socks, and My old navy underwear.

by Ryan April 4, 2004

silverfish

A sleazy man with silver hair.

There was a silverfish cruising me at the bar all night.

by Ryan November 27, 2004