rufus's definitions

douchebag

Choosing to disregard basic and appropriate social graces of a normal human being in regards to anything relating to their own needs, feelings, and wellbeing over others specially those closed to them IE. Family relationships friends or strangers

Guy has a girlfriend who he gets pregnant and starts dating someone behind her back. what a Douchemove Douchebag

by Rufus December 4, 2014

half-tard

Someone who is very very stupid, but not technically mentally retarded.

I wouldn't vote for Dubya, he's a half-tard.

by Rufus April 13, 2003

lumberjack

When the proud proprietor of a large boner pulls his cock to the side only to let it go a moment later so that it swings back assaulting the victim's face. The lumberjack can also be done by pushing the boner downward so that it swings up and hit's the victim's chin, this is also known as an "upper-chuck."

"That bitch didn't know how to give head, so I lumberjacked her face with my cock."

"I lumberjacked her when she wasn't looking."

by Rufus June 27, 2003

ferrier

To fail. A failure

You're a ferrier...

by Rufus April 19, 2003

Hamilton, Ontario

A mass of genetic mutation smog and marijuana smoke located south of Toronto.

pave paradise put up a parking lot. (red hill expressway)

by Rufus May 13, 2005

tworkn'

short word for working.

I'm tworkn' SHUT THE F@#K UP!!!

by Rufus May 18, 2003

cop

Ghetto slang for "pussy"

We fen' to cruise the hood tonight lookin for the cop.

That cop was top notch lat night.

by Rufus June 27, 2003