Definitions by rtj loco

Fat Old Boy 

To describe anything that is large in size.

I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy

Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy

Fat Old Boy by rtj loco December 20, 2003

early doors 

Another word for premature ejaculation.

Hello doctor, I seem to have a touch of the early doors.

early doors by rtj loco December 19, 2003

toot 

A multi purpose verb meaning 'to have a go ' or 'take a turn on'. derived from use of cocaine.

I would'nt mind a toot on that chick.

Shall we have a quick toot on a whisky.

toot by rtj loco December 19, 2003

Early barnes 

When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford

Did you have a good night out?

Yeah, it was early barnes.

Early barnes by rtj loco September 25, 2003

Early barnes 

Derived from early doors, this means early

It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.

Early barnes by rtj loco September 25, 2003