early doors

Another word for premature ejaculation.

Hello doctor, I seem to have a touch of the early doors.

by rtj loco December 19, 2003

Early barnes

When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford

Did you have a good night out?

Yeah, it was early barnes.

by rtj loco September 26, 2003

Early barnes

Derived from early doors, this means early

It's gonna be busy at the club, we should get there early barnes.

by rtj loco September 26, 2003

Pulling my pants down

Phrase used when someone is having a joke/laugh at your expense or taking the piss out of you.

"I'll tell you what Herman, The people at the tax office are pulling my pants down"

by rtj loco December 23, 2003

Old Man's Todger

A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.

RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?

Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.

RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.

by rtj loco December 21, 2003