12 definitions by rtj loco
When something is shit hot (extremely good) as when john barnes was a young footballer playing for Watford
by rtj loco September 26, 2003
by rtj loco September 26, 2003
Used to descibe an Ass/butt/bum in a sexual context. Named as you should only be sticking it in there if it's an accident or emergency
Herman Dogg: RTJ, did you screw that chick last night?
RTJ Loco: She was on her period so i had to take her up the A & E.
RTJ Loco: She was on her period so i had to take her up the A & E.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003
by rtj loco December 19, 2003
A crude name for a cocktail made from all the left-overs of your alcohol collection. Named so as it is likely not to taste dis-similar to an Old Man's Todger.
RTJ: Herman, got any more booze?
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
Herman Dogg: Only a half a can of Stella, some moldy old red wine and some absinthe.
RTJ: I'll knock up and Old Man's Todger then.
by rtj loco December 21, 2003