rpcgal's definitions

Valet Shoes

The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.

When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.

by rpcgal February 27, 2021

Cheek Mute

Similar to Butt Dial, a Cheek Mute is when you hold your phone up to your face to talk, your cheek pushes the mute button without you realizing it.

I called my friend and kept saying hello, hello and shaking my phone wondering why he wasn’t answering me. I finally looked at the phone and realized I had cheek muted.

by rpcgal January 18, 2022

bro-rated

Unlike pro-rated, when a someone discounts a service because you stopped using it, bro-rated is when one of your buddies offers you a deal up front.

My fraternity brother rents his ski condo for $1,200 a week. He let me have it for the bro-rated price of $450.

by rpcgal January 30, 2021

Abdultery

When your spouse admires someone else's abs.

Last week I accused my wife of abdultery when I caught her admiring her personal trainer's abs. My attorney said it wouldn't stand up in court.

by rpcgal January 30, 2021

Shoefari

When your wife goes on a shopping spree for new shoes.

Last week my wife went on a shoefari with her friends and bagged two pairs of Jimmy Choos a leopard print Prada.

by rpcgal January 30, 2021