rosethourne's definitions

mike dirnt

Talented, kickass bassist for the band Green Day. Often overlooked by annoying idiots in favour of Billie Schmoe. Ties with Tre' Cool as awesomest band member. Also sometimes looks like the lion Aslan, after he got his mane shaved off.

Billie has enough fans already. Tre does too. Hey, even the poor ole' forlorn bassist needs some luv. By the way, I think that Warning and Minority are his best songs, the ones where the bass is actually the star! Bassists RULE. Ever heard a band with 2 guitars and no bass? Sounds like a fuckin' transistor radio, no depth or soul. That's why bassists, especially Mike Dirnt.

by RoseThourne December 15, 2006

drunk detector

A drunk detector is usually an obscenely brightly coloured or neon outfit or article of clothing. Said article of clothing is to be worn ONLY at multi-day evnts where the majority of people drink themselves senseless, and ONLY on the morning s of all but the first day of the event. The drunk detector is, to hung-over eyes, painfully bright and will cause the people with hangovers to cover their eyes, lose their way, stumble, fall, or even walk off the side of the road into the gutter/ditch. They will hate you afterwards, if they remember you that is.

My ankle-length neon paisly cape is a prime example of a drunk detector.

by RoseThourne March 27, 2007

ieep

What you say after you see something that will give you nightmares.(aka something from Silent Hill.)

ieep! That was f**king Cuh-Reepieeee!

by Rosethourne July 31, 2006

ice pac

Ice Pac is the genetically engineered son of Ice Cube and Tupac. Loves cold climates. Cannot talk, due to the lack of a functioning mouth.

Ice Pac was made using two sperm, explaining why he is not a proper human being, but rather a semi-solid ooze that has to be encased in plastic film and kept in the freezer.

by RoseThourne August 3, 2007

coprolite

Fossilized shit, pure and simple.

Coprolites make good birthday gifts for your not-so-loved ones.

by RoseThourne May 13, 2007

suckinupagus

(suck-in'-up-a-gus)
A total suckup, brown-noser, boot licker, teachers pet, or butt kisser. Often used as an insult, or in sarcasm.

*teachers pet comes into classroom*
Student 1: (to student 2) Oh look... here comes Mister Suckinupagus... What a bootlicker...
Student 2: (to student 1) yeah, the teachers shoes are going to be really shiny today.

by RoseThourne August 3, 2007