rory mcmoose's definitions

ladyspray

The Female ejaculation.

"Dude, that bitch almost drowned me with her ladyspray."

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

bumbeard

1.)The hair on a man which stretches from in between his arse cheeks to the back of his testicles.
2.)A beard grown by a 14 year old which looks awful!
3.)An insult

1.)"Dude it's so hot today. Give me a second to squeeze the sweat from my bumbeard"
2.)"No, i'm NOT going to serve you beer. Just because you have that bumbeard doesnt change the fact that you look 12"
3.)"Screw you, you fucking bumbeard"

by Rory McMoose May 1, 2005

moosemove

Otherwise known as "pulling/doing the moose", the "moosemove", is an ambiguous practice, and is most common among inexperienced men during the art of sexual practice. It is usually defined as mistaking the anus for the vagina or clitoris, so is usually "pulled" during foreplay or "doggy sex".

"Dude, he totally pulled a moosemove on her, and that's not the funny part! She was too embarrassed to complain, and didn't tell him until 10 minutes in!"

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

shandy pop

After necking a pint of sickly sweet shandy, throwing up a mouthful of puke.

"Hey did you hear about when Tim threw up on a pint of shandy?!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005

mungo

Slang for Arse-hole.

"She has a well loose mungo"
"I need a shit man, my mungo's killing me"
"Savage my mungo"

by Rory McMoose May 3, 2005

Fartlek

Forced usage of alternating speeds and positions due to movements of ecstacy in cunnilingus, making it difficult to achieve maximum clitoral stimulation. In extreme cases, can result in having to start again, causing irritation to both sexes.

"She started moving her hips up, so I had to fartlek her. She hit me as she was 'so close', bringing shame upon my family name."

by Rory McMoose April 27, 2005

gimp chewer

A man who chews gimps for sexual gratification.

"Haha I stole your word Adam you gimp chewer!"

by Rory McMoose April 29, 2005