Topal Fart

Is the fart that leaves the brown stain on your tighty whities.

In the 80s Topal toothpaste had a commercial where a man blew cigarette smoke through a cheesecloth leaving a brown stain. This stain was eerily similar to the stain left on your drawers by a good solid case of flatulence. Uh, oh...I just had a Topal Fart.

by rodee39 January 11, 2009

ball paste

The thick pungent paste that forms on your scrotum after exercise or prolonged exposure to heat.

I got so hot from working outside in the oppressive heat that I developed a huge amount of ball paste.

by rodee39 January 28, 2009

Pre-Wife

More acceptable term to be used by men in describing their Wife to be, replaces Fiance'.

My Pre-Wife and I have an appointment with the Wedding Coordinator.

by Rodee39 January 11, 2009