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A brand of toothpaste displaying an African-American male with very black skin and very white teeth on the tube. Discontinued in the 1980s.
I was startled to see what seemed a brand-new tube of "Darkie" brand toothpaste in Tom's medicine cabinet; I didn't think it was available anymore.
by rod brock July 24, 2006
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A coined term, joining the words "skeptic" and "debunker." It is used chiefly by paranormalists in the pejorative sense, to describe individuals who are skeptical of paranormalist views.
I wish all these skeptibunkers would just shut up and get with the program - the Space Brothers are coming, and that's a fact!
by rod brock March 9, 2007
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A cheap brand of "all-purpose" smoking tobacco - one of the earliest packaged, branded pipe tobaccos in the U.S. - with the slogan "a cargo of contentment in the bowl of any pipe." A long-standing joke involving the product's name asserts that it is named "half and half" because it is comprised of "half horseshit and half bullshit" (in reality, the mixture is half "bright" and half "burley" tobaccos). Some old-timers speculate that the half and half joke may have given rise to the novelty "horseshit cigarettes" sold in the U.S. in the 1920s-30s (not real horseshit), which featured the slogans "not a fart in a carload," and "try one, you mooching bastard."

Half and half is still sold at most retail outlets carrying tobacco products.
"Cargo of contentment," my piles - half and half is harsh and bitter.
by rod brock July 24, 2006
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Foolish or crazy idea, or scheme.
"Brain, I've had just about enough of your hairbrained schemes for world domination!"

"Shut up, Pinky."
by rod brock July 27, 2006
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Money, legal currency. Often used in a negative sense, e.g., "filthy lucre."
The American race is rapidly becoming the coldest in the world, all because of this cruel, maneating idol, lucre.
by rod brock July 27, 2006
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One who enjoys and consumes chocolate with a regularity suggestive of addiction; a chocolate addict.
My ex-wife was a major chocaholic; she'd rather have chocolate than sex, any day.
by rod brock July 24, 2006
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