robzilla's definitions
Monitor malaise can take two forms.
1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) Falling into a stupor after staring at a particular document on your monitor for long periods. You know this has occurred when you realize you're reading every sentence two or three times, or your face has become hot and red where you've been resting it on your hand, or you've drooled on yourself (and this last is not a normal occurrence for you).
2) A feeling of being overwhelmed or confined to your desk (see stir crazy). You've been staring at the same project on your monitor for so long that you'll use any excuse to escape, even when you know that you should continue working.
1) The phone rang, snapping me out of my monitor malaise and nearly giving me a coronary.
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
2) Even though my project was due in half an hour, I couldn't concentrate; severe monitor malaise. Walking Vicki to her car was the perfect remedy (even though it took 2 hours).
by robzilla October 8, 2005
Get the monitor malaisemug. Any substance, commonly oil or saliva, used in erotic photos on the web to make the female appear "wet" and therefore sexually excited.
Alternatively refers to the cornstarch and water solution squirted onto various bits of anatomy in similar pictures to mimic male ejaculate.
Alternatively refers to the cornstarch and water solution squirted onto various bits of anatomy in similar pictures to mimic male ejaculate.
"Hon, you're reminding me of my wife; we need some sweetener. Lick your finger and wiggle it around down there a bit before putting your leg behind your head, 'k?"
"That's it? Christ, mix up some artificial sweetener and squirt it on her tits and chin. You better keep it up for the money shots after that sorry dribble, you little prick!"
"That's it? Christ, mix up some artificial sweetener and squirt it on her tits and chin. You better keep it up for the money shots after that sorry dribble, you little prick!"
by Robzilla December 28, 2005
Get the artificial sweetenermug.