Definitions by robster the lobster

Coltman

A microscopic male genitalia. Usually very thin and in the shape of a light switch.

Look at that man, Juskarun he has a Coltman
Man's getting changed don't look at my Coltman

A child who is unwanted by their parents leading to rejection.

'Gary wanted to be a girl, his father made him a late-abortion.
'Look at Gary, he's a late-abortion