Definitions by rob o'cop

The Daily Bugle 

The regular and recurring fart that goes off each day shortly after the morning alarm.

For comic effect, can be prefaced with the phrase "Hmm, I wonder what's in The Daily Bugle today.."

The Daily Bugle by rob o'cop May 1, 2019

Blum Trummer 

A type of quite explosive fart that, instead of being released slowly, is forced out in one quick and almighty grunt. A real pet-scarer.

That was a serious Blum Trummer. It woke up the dog.

Blum Trummer by rob o'cop April 30, 2019

Big Trouble in Little China 

An erection in public.

Abbreviated to Big Tilch.

Uh oh. Big Trouble in Little China...

Big Trouble in Little China by rob o'cop April 27, 2008

winky-wanky-woo 

Pre-masturbation chant.

'Winky-wanky-woo!' etc.

winky-wanky-woo by rob o'cop August 18, 2006