rob's definitions

Kyfe

A theif.
One who borrows without permission, and has no intention on giving it back.
One who takes something valuable to get back at someone.

Also see asshole

Ben's a fucking kyfe.

"I'm pissed."
"Why?"
"Roger kyfed my sister's virginity before I could."

by Rob December 24, 2004

Urbandictionary namecaller

Someone who feels the need to define someones name and call them bad things.

Also see Urbandictionary Junkie

EDUARDO IS A PEICE OF CRAP FROM SOME MESSAGE BOARD!!!!111!11!1!!!11!1!!1oneone!!!!

by Rob October 10, 2004

Velez Special

Leaving a $2 or no tip at all on a large bill. The true Velez special is done without thought or care in regards to the service provided and/or ammount spent. Origins are speculated to have come from Puerto Rico.

Scott pulled the Velez Special and left a $1.25 tip on a $80 tab without remorse.

by Rob June 19, 2006

bowdy bowdy

a term used when someone is getting tough; think of when a ghetto chick snaps her fingers and says OH NO YOU DIDN'T

Oh sh*t that man is getting bowdy bowdy! Watch out

by Rob July 7, 2004

pull hang

hang out with friends

What'd you do last night? Oh, a couple of people came over and we pulled hang.

by rob October 8, 2003

bus driver

lesbian; a woman whose emotional, romantic, and sexual energies are geared towards other women; typically a butch dyke with a mullet

She drove the bus for the field hockey team.

by rob August 2, 2004

COTL

Coon on the loose. It is a term used for weiner. Someone who will freak out at the first sign of potential danger.

passing a police, and going home

by rob October 28, 2004