rob's definitions

Homsar

He was killed by a heavy lourde.

Hey Homsar!

Yeah, what is it Strong Bad?

by Rob September 17, 2003

douche nozzle

The piece that connects to the douche bag and is the "business" end of the entire "douche" system.

After getting pounded by a big sweaty black man I inserted the douche nozzle into my swollen opening.

by Rob April 21, 2003

flea

general nickname to describe buddies friends,or tag alongs

worthless,peeon,gofer,newbie,sponge

who are all the fleas downstairs???

stop bummin all my smokes FLEA!!!!

by rob June 7, 2003

miriah one off

The art of tossing off while watching the fake celebrity porn pictures of miriah carey taking it up the rim your sick friend has sent you, usually putting them in a folder and watching them as a slide show, leaving both your hands free to attempt to catch the imminent waterfall.

Dude, fuck off a minute, im bursting to miriah one off.

by Rob October 22, 2004

The UPS Patricia

A specific truck that once started, dispurses crack rock from the exhaust pipes and fuel tank.

Damn dude The UPS Patricia is a rock star!

by Rob February 7, 2005

don the clart

When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift

origin: rhonnda valleys

quick bra don the clart the fuzz are coming

by Rob November 3, 2004

jostling

the act of stroking one's penis rapidly to achieve ejaculation.

jimmy was jostling in the bathroom while his sister's friend was showering

by Rob May 13, 2005