rob's definitions

cuckold

a man in age only, in all other ways a boy whose wife turns to other men to satisfy her womanly needs that her husband can't

Rob has a really small penis and just can't take care of Kristi's needs but she's finding real men who can. So she's just making a cuckold out of Rob

by Rob December 1, 2003

flea

general nickname to describe buddies friends,or tag alongs

worthless,peeon,gofer,newbie,sponge

who are all the fleas downstairs???

stop bummin all my smokes FLEA!!!!

by rob June 7, 2003

wiggout

somebody who cannot handle either a) drink or b) drugs without acting like a fool

look at that crazy wiggout he cant drink more than two pints

by rob September 29, 2003

don the clart

When one is to pull up ones scarf/bandana over ones lower face to conceal identity before commiting a crime such as ABH or theift

origin: rhonnda valleys

quick bra don the clart the fuzz are coming

by Rob November 3, 2004

The UPS Patricia

A specific truck that once started, dispurses crack rock from the exhaust pipes and fuel tank.

Damn dude The UPS Patricia is a rock star!

by Rob February 7, 2005

dirtyrussian

Hate mongering towards filthy russian

Zeph

by Rob September 16, 2003

butthole baby

The child born to a woman who had unprotected anal sex. The semen from the rectum drained (throughout daily activities, standing, walking, etc.) and eventually made its way down to her vagina, where it proceeded to impregnate her. It is possible. Mind you.

I fucked Mandie in the ass without a condom last night. She said it leaked and got in her pussy, she might have a butthole baby.

by Rob October 2, 2003