1 definition by roadskid
Everyone alive has at least some harpos in them. Harpos can be used as a noun or an adjective to describe a person or object, but is almost always used in plural form. harpos is a close cousin of redneck and white trash. There are countless things that are harpos, but here are some examples of harpos in no particular order:
nascar, flannel shirts, american flag bandanas, roseanne the tv show, rolling a cigarette pack in you're sleeve, playing horseshoes, trash can bbq's, salsbury steak tv dinners, George W. Bush, cut-off jean shorts, oldsmobile, people who watch pro wrestling, louisiana, walker texas ranger, arby's roast beef sandwich is delicious, mississippi, cut up hot dogs with mac & cheese, cleaning driveway oil stains w/ old boxers, steel reserve, pabst blue ribbon, olde english, eating hot dogs/burgers with white bread, cowboy boots, alabama, anyone who has a mural painted on their van, truckers who take shits on the side of the road, blue collar comedy tour, gummo, farting and burping loud while pissing, hunting squirrel for food, wife beaters, chewing tobacco and spitting it in a 7up bottle, having a tire swing, chain smoking, foil antennas on your tv, moonshine, otterpops, store brand canned soup, camelflouge clothing, insane clown posse, couches in the front yard, getting in a knife fight with a family member, yucaipa, bakersfield, lynyrd skynard, missing front teeth, living in a trailer, overalls, straw hats, chewing straw, using a washboard to wash clothes or as a musical instrument, the dukes of hazzard, smoking a cigarette while pumping gas, alligator wrestling, taxidermy, the song dueling banjos, having a gun rack in your truck, anyone named cletus, saying worsh instead of wash, montster trucks, spam, people over 400 pounds, the song sweet home alabama, bug zappers, rat tails, billy ray cyrus, kid rock, getting a fly stuck in your beard, the confederate flag, the jerry springer show, walmart, kmart, big lots, cheeseburgerdogs from circle K, crystal meth, swimmin' holes, don't mess with texas bumper stickers, playing the banjo and harmonica, ted nugent, smoking weed with stems and seeds in it, git r done stickers, sportsmen for bush stickers, backyard wrestling, and last but not least, the ku klux klan.
nascar, flannel shirts, american flag bandanas, roseanne the tv show, rolling a cigarette pack in you're sleeve, playing horseshoes, trash can bbq's, salsbury steak tv dinners, George W. Bush, cut-off jean shorts, oldsmobile, people who watch pro wrestling, louisiana, walker texas ranger, arby's roast beef sandwich is delicious, mississippi, cut up hot dogs with mac & cheese, cleaning driveway oil stains w/ old boxers, steel reserve, pabst blue ribbon, olde english, eating hot dogs/burgers with white bread, cowboy boots, alabama, anyone who has a mural painted on their van, truckers who take shits on the side of the road, blue collar comedy tour, gummo, farting and burping loud while pissing, hunting squirrel for food, wife beaters, chewing tobacco and spitting it in a 7up bottle, having a tire swing, chain smoking, foil antennas on your tv, moonshine, otterpops, store brand canned soup, camelflouge clothing, insane clown posse, couches in the front yard, getting in a knife fight with a family member, yucaipa, bakersfield, lynyrd skynard, missing front teeth, living in a trailer, overalls, straw hats, chewing straw, using a washboard to wash clothes or as a musical instrument, the dukes of hazzard, smoking a cigarette while pumping gas, alligator wrestling, taxidermy, the song dueling banjos, having a gun rack in your truck, anyone named cletus, saying worsh instead of wash, montster trucks, spam, people over 400 pounds, the song sweet home alabama, bug zappers, rat tails, billy ray cyrus, kid rock, getting a fly stuck in your beard, the confederate flag, the jerry springer show, walmart, kmart, big lots, cheeseburgerdogs from circle K, crystal meth, swimmin' holes, don't mess with texas bumper stickers, playing the banjo and harmonica, ted nugent, smoking weed with stems and seeds in it, git r done stickers, sportsmen for bush stickers, backyard wrestling, and last but not least, the ku klux klan.
"After I drank water out of my hose, I felt pretty harpos"
"Man, y'all r fuck'n harpos!"
"Quit being a fucking harpos and give me my money back"
"Damn Dustin, that haircut looks harpos"
"You smell like a harpos"
"Man, y'all r fuck'n harpos!"
"Quit being a fucking harpos and give me my money back"
"Damn Dustin, that haircut looks harpos"
"You smell like a harpos"
by roadskid July 4, 2006