7 definitions by river jameser
These fart loving freaks build up flatulence in the stomach. Upon releasing the fart they cup their hands over their anus's and release the force. Upon releasing they catch the fart (farming It) and immediately inhale it or more commonly waft it in the face of a friend or family member.
That damn flatulent farmer Dylan just tried to waft his shit smell in my face and accidently hit me with a piece of shit that fell out of his ass, what a flatulent farmer he is nowadays.
by river jameser January 7, 2011
During the filming of the porno "Dylan Does Dallas" Dylan popped a smagoigle and sprayed it all over his partner Johnnys face.
by river jameser January 2, 2011
A person who frequently listens to dubstep music but has as a result become retarded or mongoloid like. Dubtards usually hang out at raves where they communicate through a variety of noises or burps usually caused by nitrous balloons. These filthy party animals travel in packs and can be extremely dangerous.
Friend 1-"Dude Dylan keeps on screaming and burping at me, he is not making any sense."
Friend 2- "Oh its ok, he is just a dubtard bro and he is huffing so much nitrous too".
Friend 2- "Oh its ok, he is just a dubtard bro and he is huffing so much nitrous too".
by river jameser April 29, 2011
mother-" I brought you into this world you ungrateful shit"
Dylan- "I was mistake i dont owe you shit bitch or my family"
Dylan- "I was mistake i dont owe you shit bitch or my family"
by river jameser July 2, 2011
The term commonly used for a street hooker that enjoys the huffing of methane. These stinky little woman commonly get their fix while engaged in group sex activities using toilet paper rolls to huff or snort flatulence directly from the anus's of their male counterparts.
"Yah Johnny, make that methane huffer take it right out of your ass"
or
"Ive got a good one broiling up Linda, i know you love methane huffing, got a toilet paper roll handy?'
or
"Ive got a good one broiling up Linda, i know you love methane huffing, got a toilet paper roll handy?'
by river jameser January 4, 2011
A person who rarely cleans the taint area of their body. When sitting in close quarters with these raunchy beings one usually notices a sour almost putrid like scent.
Dear mother of god what is that smell," said Johnny, "Oh thats just your cousin Larry he hasnt washed his taint in about a month, he's really being a stinkletaint lately.
by river jameser January 5, 2011
A relatively new form of techno characterized by deep bass lines and womp noises. Dubstep is commonly dirtier than eating out and your grandmother and choking on one of your fathers used condoms.
Child-"mommy, whats that music called?"
Mother- " Oh honey that's just the sound of dirty dubstep music, now leave mommy alone with her bottle of tequila and the dog so that we can make real sexy time."
Mother- " Oh honey that's just the sound of dirty dubstep music, now leave mommy alone with her bottle of tequila and the dog so that we can make real sexy time."
by river jameser April 28, 2011