rioPLAYBOY's definitions

standing motorboat

When an individual performs a standard motorboat between a woman's breasts. However due to the individual's short body their face is at equal height to the woman's chest.

Peter was so infatuated by Kristi he could only show his true love for her by giving her a Standing Motorboat.

by rioPLAYBOY January 26, 2018

tewkey

The space between the bottom of the mouth down to the front legs on a guinea pig. Said to be the most succulent and nourishing part to eat.

The tewkey on Bella the guinea pig is surprisingly tubby this time of year.

by rioPLAYBOY August 24, 2015