3 definitions by riley peterson

german shortz

when you fuck a girl and shit in her shorts while she's in the bathroom

german shortz: that chick pissed me off so i gave her a pair of german shortz

by riley peterson May 26, 2008

flying pizza monkey

a purple monkey who fly's into you're house and steals you're pizza while you're not looking

"where did the last slice of pizza go" "it was the flying pizza monkey he took it" "ok buddy back to the institution for you"

by riley peterson May 26, 2008

peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

when a girl refuses to have sex with you so you jerk off on a peanut butter sandwich and offer it her

my girl friend was a stiff bitch so I gave her a peanut butter and mayonaise sandwich

by riley peterson May 26, 2008