yais

how an immigrant would say "yes" , presumably while applying for a job.

made popular by the chinese guy on "mad TV"

do you even speak english?
"yais"

by riggidy Ram One January 16, 2006

quilf

a word describing a really old milf , primarily over the age of 50.

a mix of the words quilt (old blanket) and milf (mom i'd like to fuk), used to describe an extremely old milf whos on the brink of loosing her "fuckableness"

"son, justins grandma is a total milf; no way man shes a quilf, shes drooping"

by riggidy Ram One July 25, 2008