Definitions by rigg bone

Zoinkin 

A slang term for male self-pleasure in sub-optimal conditions.
Can also be said as zoinkin out/zoinkin the dog.

Bro: hop on fort
Me: Nah i cant im at a funeral zoinkin the dog
Bro: at a funeral?

Me: Yeah but the chairs here are uncomfortable asf and the coffin they put my granny in is mid.

Zoinkin by rigg bone December 20, 2023