maudahbee

The Aztec god of drunkenly desecrating women. A vital member of The Justice League of America.

I know Maudahbee is looking down on this moment with a smiling erection.

by richard gear April 28, 2009

griffith

A glorious man too drunk to except that he exists.

He was a griffith last night, but today, well, he's just a man

by richard gear April 28, 2009

Mount Toby Day

A Leverett based holiday celebrating Mount toby and all it's splendor. There is usually a small festival on top where some long haired leaping gnomes dance naked as the sun sets. Celebrated on july 10-11.

This Mount Toby Day we should merge with Billy Crystal Day

by richard gear April 28, 2009

Billy Crystal Day

A holiday that's origins begin in Leverett MA around 2007 AD. The day celebrates the life of the one and only, Billy Crystal. The people celebrating usually take mushrooms or acid. Scholars maintain that it falls somewhere in the first two weeks of July.

I wish Billy Crystal Day was every day of the year.

by richard gear April 27, 2009

toddler

An annoying little person that can't take care of itself and has no communication skills.

toddlers are dumb and stupid and gay and fat and gay and stupid...

by Richard Gear October 25, 2011

Irish Water

Whiskey

If only Irish water ran from the tap.

by richard gear April 28, 2009

harvenstein

a jewish man that has derived a passion for assaulting women.

That harvenstein sure can save a lot of money and still have time to pummel petite russian women into the gravelly pavement.

by richard gear May 08, 2009