wanking

wanking by using your hand by holding your dick and moving it up and down
im wanking over lowri
by rich December 01, 2003
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porn finatic

Someone who is addicted to porn and lets everyone around him/her know about it.
Rich is the biggest porn finatic.
by Rich January 07, 2005
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Def Jam

come on pal! i'm a white british kid and i know def jam didn't originate in the mid 90's and has fuck all to do with mos def. it (was) a legendary record label, see public enemy, beastie boys, ll cool j and bunch of other old skool legends
...err, i think slick rick used to be there too. btw, it's bit wank now, like most hip hop
by rich May 05, 2005
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noobkilla

One who excessivly pwns oober nooobs and/or noobasaurus rexs'. Is to be screamed at the oobernoob in question to taunt them. Has a negative conotation.
When you see Taylor passing in the hallway scream noobkillah!
by Rich December 31, 2004
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hoohoodilly

the man puts his hoohoodilly in the woman's chacha
by Rich October 26, 2003
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daruma

Japanese doll with no arms or legs, that brings good luck. Comes with eyes blank: you make a wish and color one eye. When the wish comes true, you color in the other eye.
Ex) make a wish to buy a house (color one eye)...when you are able to buy the house, color in the other eye - wish fulfilled.
by Rich March 06, 2005
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bunk

When a bitch is fat, and it looks like she has two pussies, she is said to be bunk (one on top of the other, like bunk beds)
I was drilling that bitch in the ass, and when I flipped here over she was bunk.
by Rich April 30, 2003
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