fairies

generally of uk southern origin, a fairy is someone who lives in the London catchment area or within an hours drive, thus gaining a Mockney (mock cockney) accent. Usually can be found ordering a shandy in any bar or pub and being generally offensive to any surrounding patrons in the public area. Renowned for replacing U's in swear words with A's.
"alright you fackin cant, oi'll ave a lager shaaaaandy, gav'nor!"
by rich March 27, 2004
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screw

The sonar identified the submarine as British, Trafalgar class, having a single screw.
by rich May 19, 2004
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crouchjump

Inbred Community of retards and general idiots. Go to LANs and do spastic things. Most importantly we're better than you.

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King-Daeds crouchjumped off a step and broke multiple bones and had his trousers cut off in the ambulance.
by Rich April 17, 2004
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Bag of Dicks

(noun). An expression used when something sucks, or when something doesn't happen the way it was originally intended. This phrase was coined by an Ohioan, Rich, in the year 2000, who used this term to describe his job at Sam's Club.
Did you ask that hot girl out that works in shoes? Yea I did but she's engaged. Dude thats such a bag a dicks.
by Rich August 27, 2003
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freedom tower

A cop-out of a skyscraper. Technically, it will be the World's tallest building when it is built but it will only go up to 70 stories. The rest of the tower is made up of lattice work, wind turbines and an antenna.
That girl is like the freedom tower. She's short but wears 5 inch platforms.
by Rich November 30, 2004
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Afrino

"African Latino". A person with qualities or heritage of both african american and latin backgrounds.
"Mark is an Afrino."
by Rich March 31, 2005
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mdfk

Harsh swearing for polite surroundings

When pronounced phonetically, MDFK becomes 'mudderfucker' a simple slang abreviation of 'mother fucker', a popular insult.
therefore, M.D.F.K=mother fucker
by Rich February 01, 2005
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