Definitions by rene bootmaker

turf maintenance 

The trimming and shaving of your genital area and or arm pits.

Dan said to Jenny " Thank god you practice turf maintenance or we wouldn't be together!"

turf maintenance by rene bootmaker June 3, 2013

Snartled 

When someone snores soooooo f.....ng loud they wake themselves up not knowing what has happened!

Michael told me that he was snoring sooooooo loud this morning that it startled him and he woke up! He couldn't believe he Snartled!!

Snartled by rene bootmaker March 4, 2013

edible arrangement 

when a member of the opposite sexes genitalia looks so delicious you could eat it.

Hey Baby, I just love your edible arrangement!

edible arrangement by rene bootmaker December 18, 2011