primer charge

load of semen, used to load a baby cannon

I think I love her, she likes to swallow my primer charge.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

fishing in the swamp

Having clandestine sexual relations with a particularly undesirable female.

I haven't seen Matt in days, he must be fishing in the swamp again.

by redheadbass February 15, 2011

Fagometer

fah-GOM-eh-ter

Works like gaydar, but puts it's results on a scale of 0.0-10.0

That dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the fagometer.

by redheadbass February 15, 2011

clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

gimpy bastard

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

by redheadbass January 26, 2011

Boiled

Drunk. Very drunk. No longer functional in any meaningful way.

Del was so boiled, he yacked in the taxi.

by redheadbass January 23, 2011