Definitions by redheadbass

fishing in the swamp 

Having clandestine sexual relations with a particularly undesirable female.

I haven't seen Matt in days, he must be fishing in the swamp again.

fishing in the swamp by redheadbass March 2, 2011

gimpy bastard 

Any drunk fucker that requires Jimmy sticks to move about the bar.

That gimpy bastard is going to piss himself if you don't give him his Jimmy sticks back!

gimpy bastard by redheadbass January 26, 2011

European Splashback 

When a female leans back on the toilet, causing her urine stream to splash back on her sensitive genitalia.

OMG!, I just gave myself a European Splashback Orgasm!

European Splashback by redheadbass January 26, 2011

Boiled

Drunk. Very drunk. No longer functional in any meaningful way.

Del was so boiled, he yacked in the taxi.

Boiled by redheadbass January 23, 2011

Diaper Fucker 

One that performs sexual intercourse with protective undergarments previously worn by incontinent senoir citizens.

You damn diaper fucker, get out of my trash can!

Diaper Fucker by redheadbass January 21, 2011

Livery 

A bar full of obese women, derived from the word for horse stables for hire.

Wanna go to Northwoods Livestock and Livery?

Livery by redheadbass January 12, 2011