redheadbass's definitions

baby cannon misfire

miscarriage

She was knocked up, but she had a baby cannon misfire.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Livery

A bar full of obese women, derived from the word for horse stables for hire.

Wanna go to Northwoods Livestock and Livery?

by redheadbass January 12, 2011

fishing in the swamp

Having clandestine sexual relations with a particularly undesirable female.

I haven't seen Matt in days, he must be fishing in the swamp again.

by redheadbass March 2, 2011

clean the baby cannon

douche

I wish she would clean the baby cannon.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Fagometer

fah-GOM-eh-ter

Works like gaydar, but puts it's results on a scale of 0.0-10.0

That dude tripped off my gaydar, but he only registers 4.6 on the fagometer.

by redheadbass March 2, 2011

child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013