Definitions by razer

showurnate 

The act of urinating in the shower. Results in what are quite possibly the most relaxing moments that any of us will ever experience.

"Dude, I showurnated this morning and almost fell asleep standing up."

showurnate by razer May 30, 2005

percolating butt coffee 

A form of intestinal distress brought on by retention of water in the bowels and resulting in butt coffee of varying density and consistency. Characterized by periodic gurgling and/or rumbling noises emanating from the lower abdominal region, and frequently accompanied by cramps. Usually caused by ingestion of bacterial pathogens.

"Shelly sneezed on my macaroni salad, and next thing I know I'm percolating butt coffee!"

percolating butt coffee by razer May 30, 2005

wilbanks

(wil bangks) v. 1. To act callously and with total disregard for the feelings of others. 2. To behave erratically and irresponsibly. 3. To run away and hide like a coward. - wilbanksed, wilbanksing, wilbankser adj.

That stupid, brainless bitch totally wilbanksed me.

wilbanks by razer May 4, 2005

schiavo 

The act of willfully and purposefully murdering a human being in a cruel manner and with the assistance and sanction of state authorities. schiavo•ing, schiavo•ed

Through careful planning and cold calculation, Dick managed to schiavo his defenseless, bedridden wife for profit as well as his own convenience.

schiavo by razer April 6, 2005

ass clown 

1. One whose stupidity and/or ineptitude exceeds the descriptive potential of both the terms ass and clown in isolation, and in so doing demands to be referred to as the conjugate of the two. 2. A male who engages in homosexual behaviors. See butthole surfer

1. Steve is such an ass clown!
2. Steven is such an ass clown!

ass clown by razer March 22, 2005