Definition shitter

when your brain shits definitions so fucking hard it's insane

I am an example of a Definition shitter

by raybeez March 14, 2022

you handsome rogue

what spy calls other spies

blue spy:*stepping on red spy's chest* you handsome rogue
red spy:oh fuck

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Archimedes No!

A phrase shouted at Archimedes when he is doing something bad like eating weed or nesting in chest cavities

Archimedes:*nesting in heavy*
Medic:Archimedes No!

by raybeez June 21, 2022

your doin good lad

a flower version of demoman telling you that you're doing good. Probably better than any suicide prevention video.

timmy:*is sad*

demoman flower:your doin good lad
timmy:*happ*

by raybeez February 15, 2022

super soaker

a weapon banned on 7 different continents

scout:*whips out super soaker*
spy:*screaming*
sniper*hiding behind spy*

by raybeez February 18, 2022

Medical license

Something the medic doesn’t have

medic:I’m gonna need to perform surgery
scout:do you have a medical license

medic:well no

A medical license basically lets you do surgery and doctor stuff

by raybeez April 22, 2022

porcline doll

the best way to start a horror movie

me:*buys porcline doll*
doll:*contains satan*
me:yay a new friend

by raybeez March 28, 2022