random's definitions

Croz

1. An cynical and unfortunately real being, often found lurking in online habitats and pubs.

2. A state of mind beyond cross, livid, or just plain narked.

1. The Croz lurked in the corner, peering over the rim of his pint of Old Speckled Hen.

2. The girl was so croz, she performed the act of Boonga Boonga on the sales assistant.

by Random January 26, 2004

gobble

The guttural, chortling sound of a male turkey.

Nice meeting you Ms. Davis. I'll be sure to give you a call if i need someone to gobble on my cob.

by random March 4, 2004

paranoid

A 21'st Century Americans State of Mind!

Hmmm those people are protesting against George Dubya, quick blow them up they might be making weapons of mass distructing from a polystyrene cup some aluminium foil and a AA battery!!!

You must excuse my friend he's just a little paranoid.

by Random November 26, 2003

McDonalds

If somebody is actually stupid enough to read this far down, especially about something as boring as macd's, then please mail me. [e-mail]. It would be interesting to know how sad you are. BTW, I know someone who works there and puts hairs in the burgers when he cooks them. Once he put a dead spider in. It was funny.

Why are McNuggets always cold?

by Random December 17, 2003

SBS

Short for STRUCK BY SILENCE. A sicky new band out of San Diego, Ca. You can visit their website at admitonemusic.com

Hey, did you go to that sicky SBS show last night at SOMA?

by random January 23, 2005

Cheerleader

A girl in who joins a cheer squad for school events for the purpose of raising school spririt. But fails. The individual cheerleader tends to be snobby, dyes her hair blonde for no apparent reason, drive needlessly expensive cars(and usually crash them a year later), strictly hang out with the sport jocks and other cheerleaders, and stereotypically a whore who wears almost no clothes outside of school in order to attract Saturday night entertainment. . .

See that cheerleader, she hicked her skirt up so high that no matter which way she turns you can see her panties. . .and that's not even visually appealing. . .

by Random September 23, 2004

slob

Short for slobber.

I could tell she'd done this before by the way she was slobbering all over my knob.

by random March 4, 2004