Definitions by ramrod

PorcelainTom

A frail friend who collapses like a bunch of brocoli after a single heart punch and then turns into a C-plain for four weeks after

Porcelain Tom is SLN

PorcelainTom by ramrod December 5, 2004

septic slurper 

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

septic slurper by RAMROD October 10, 2003

foreskin lips

someone who circumsizes themselves and then proceedes to glue the remaing foresin to their lips

foreskin lips = mike panz

foreskin lips by RAMROD October 10, 2003