Definitions by ramrod

PorcelainTom

A frail friend who collapses like a bunch of brocoli after a single heart punch and then turns into a C-plain for four weeks after

Porcelain Tom is SLN

PorcelainTom by ramrod December 5, 2004

foreskin lips

someone who circumsizes themselves and then proceedes to glue the remaing foresin to their lips

foreskin lips = mike panz

foreskin lips by RAMROD October 10, 2003

septic slurper 

one who commits the act of digging up a septic tank, cutting off the top, and proceding to slurp up the shit inside. Often, swimming can occur as well

mike panz is a fucking septic slurper

septic slurper by RAMROD October 10, 2003